It is customary
I believe
to thank the server
for services
tendered
but you
my dear madam
seem quite content
to make payment
in cash
for the kind that
were rendered
so I find myself
caught
in a bit of a bind
as to how I should feel:
should I be quite
offended?
or should I shut up
and enjoy the
sensation
of loving for money -
the battle
surrendered
it seems I'm
resolved -
though I do have
some qualms -
leave it on the nightstand
least said,
soonest mended
but please take the list
that you left behind
pointing out my techniques
that could be emended.
