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Sunday, July 26, 2015

A Lidl fantasy



You may be wondering why
I seem to be behind you
whenever you turn round

behind you at the freezers
as you reach to fetch
a bag of frozen peas

behind you at the fish counter
as you stretch across the glass
and point out mackerel you need

behind you as you contemplate the wine
dark fruity and red
or reach down bottles or aromatic gin.

The reason is quite simple
and I’m sure you know
that as you lean forward

the shadow of your briefs appears
through the thin white cotton
stretched across the firm rounds of your bottom

and my thoughts have been following
the textile terminator forward from your buttocks
to their antipodes

and in my head my fingers
have pulled at the soft elastic
and eased themselves

in to the warm damp nest beneath
and sought out your deepest crevices
and your touchiest velvet places

but now that you have checked out
all I can do is take my basket
and serve myself.

ps I bought honey,  cream,
 and some soft fruit